Poodle Profit Sharing
So let’s talk about money, which has been called the root of all evil. And evil it can be. Big Pharma with its parade of doctors dressed as saints abounds. But it can also be a force for good. Let’s hope the book’s profit sharing helps level the playing field. Saves lives.
Giving Back: Supporting Advocacy & Rescue
A large percentage of the profits from this book will be donated to two important causes. This share will be split between a Psychiatric Survivors Movement, which advocates for the rights and empowerment of those who have experienced the mental health system, and a Poodle Rescue group, dedicated to rescuing and rehabilitating poodles in need. The exact distribution between the two organizations will be determined, ensuring that each cause receives the support it deserves.
NOTES FROM THE AUTHOR/ARTIST
About the Paint Colors
I'm trying to feel remorse for using these gorgeous Golden neon paint colors. They are the very best, but it has doubled the cost of printing this book. Eventually, you’ll be able to buy a beautifully bound book. And! ... downloads will be available for free here on the site. (You read that right.)
Steal This Book: A Felon’s Free Gift to the World
Send it around the world any way you please. Break the rules! Plagiarize. That’s why this book is completely copyright free. May it always be.
No, I am no saint. I’m a felon simply following the gang leader’s orders. Still, I do feel a bit ashamed over taking a private cut. I already have far more than I’ll ever need. But, the felon in me just couldn’t help it. It wants to personally deliver a pile of cold, hard cash to our street poodles. Oh let their chorus begin: “How irresponsible! You’re killing them! They’ll use the money to buy booze.” Don’t forget the free cartons of cigarettes. Yup, you’re absolutely right. Life is fatal. So, let’s have a little fun the way out.
Uniting for Poodle Rescue
Come join our BIG block party! Or just watch and laugh as we walk down the streets, blowing up balloons, waving streamers, and chewing bubble gum all at the same time! Come exactly as you are. No need for a bath. But you silly show poodles? Expect a some light-hearted ribbing.
Let’s make enough money to open shelters to get more poodles on this diet! It’s unlikely prison and hospitals will spend the money to do what’s right.